“You know, the finest line of poetry ever uttered in the history of this whole damn country was said by Canada Bill Jones in 1853, in Baton Rouge, while he was being robbed blind in a crooked game of faro. George Devol, who was, like Canada Bill, not a man averse to fleecing the odd sucker, drew Bill aside and asked him if he couldn’t see the game was crooked. And Canada Bill sighed, and shrugged his shoulders, and said ‘I know. But it’s the only game in town.’ And he went back to the game.” This is where I learn how to use my camera. var sc_project=7014324; var sc_invisible=1; var sc_security="125d655e"; Tumblr (3.0; @badnewsbadnewsbadnews)http://badnewsbadnewsbadnews.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mejxu4ZCwS1qldk2no1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Sometimes the fates align and I realize why I have everyone in my phone saved as fictional characters.</p>http://badnewsbadnewsbadnews.tumblr.com/post/37605334684http://badnewsbadnewsbadnews.tumblr.com/post/37605334684Sun, 09 Dec 2012 18:01:07 -0800iPhone screenshottext messageiPhone<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mee8no0RpB1qldk2no1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>One picture to sum up (part of) the reason why I’m about six months behind on these pictures…I don’t know how I survived going to school every day during high school. </p>http://badnewsbadnewsbadnews.tumblr.com/post/37520400992http://badnewsbadnewsbadnews.tumblr.com/post/37520400992Sat, 08 Dec 2012 18:00:45 -0800whiteboardteacher<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_medwhhgHHH1qldk2no1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://badnewsbadnewsbadnews.tumblr.com/post/37443710671http://badnewsbadnewsbadnews.tumblr.com/post/37443710671Fri, 07 Dec 2012 18:01:02 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mejwtxhaYl1qldk2no1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Chris Hastings (<a href="http://www.drmcninja.com">The Adventures of Dr. McNinja</a>), Sam Logan (<a href="http://www.samandfuzzy.com">Sam & Fuzzy</a>), Angela Melick (<a href="http://www.wastedtalent.ca">Wasted Talent</a>) and Jeph Jacques (<a href="http://www.questionablecontent.net">Questionable Content</a>) play <a href="http://machineofdeath.net/">Machine of Death</a> pictionary at VanCAF.</p> <p>It’s like it says on the cover blurb of the book…. “Existentialism was never so fun. Makes me wish I could die, too!” </p> <p>Hosted by David Malki ! (<a href="http://www.wondermark.com">Wondermark</a>)</p>http://badnewsbadnewsbadnews.tumblr.com/post/37373810554http://badnewsbadnewsbadnews.tumblr.com/post/37373810554Thu, 06 Dec 2012 18:00:57 -0800machine of death<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mejxatQAYX1qldk2no1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The Vancouver Comic Arts Festival. You should show up next year if you’re remotely cool. </p>http://badnewsbadnewsbadnews.tumblr.com/post/37344482427http://badnewsbadnewsbadnews.tumblr.com/post/37344482427Thu, 06 Dec 2012 11:00:59 -0800VanCAF<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mejvv3xRLo1qldk2no1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mejvv3xRLo1qldk2no2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>My ex-favourite shoes were looking a little battered, so here’s an in-progress shot of them being turned into my new favourite shoes. Y’all have seen those DIY glitter shoes everywhere, so I’m sure you can figure out how I did it. </p> <p>Left is with an extra topcoat of modpodge, right is without. It sheds like glittery dandruff without but it’s so much sparklier and prettier that I put up with it.</p>http://badnewsbadnewsbadnews.tumblr.com/post/37302798733http://badnewsbadnewsbadnews.tumblr.com/post/37302798733Wed, 05 Dec 2012 18:00:51 -0800DIYglitter shoesmary janesglittershoes<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m41gpriJIf1qldk2no1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Wore this out to catch up with my favourite ladies. </p>http://badnewsbadnewsbadnews.tumblr.com/post/36393825901http://badnewsbadnewsbadnews.tumblr.com/post/36393825901Fri, 23 Nov 2012 17:30:18 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m41g9u42Dj1qldk2no1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span>Preview of changes to come.</span></p>http://badnewsbadnewsbadnews.tumblr.com/post/36323314051http://badnewsbadnewsbadnews.tumblr.com/post/36323314051Thu, 22 Nov 2012 17:30:34 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m49kf5iiTr1qldk2no1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m49kf5iiTr1qldk2no2_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><span>Little dresses and big jars of strawberry lemonade.</span></p>http://badnewsbadnewsbadnews.tumblr.com/post/36249016451http://badnewsbadnewsbadnews.tumblr.com/post/36249016451Wed, 21 Nov 2012 17:00:29 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3srmrJjo71qldk2no1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Livestreaming a show 2,000 km. away while simultaneously watching the musicians who aren’t playing goof off backstage. I love living in the 21st century.</p>http://badnewsbadnewsbadnews.tumblr.com/post/36175980905http://badnewsbadnewsbadnews.tumblr.com/post/36175980905Tue, 20 Nov 2012 17:01:49 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdpwclmgZY1qldk2no1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://badnewsbadnewsbadnews.tumblr.com/post/36103884582http://badnewsbadnewsbadnews.tumblr.com/post/36103884582Mon, 19 Nov 2012 17:00:41 -0800Plane<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md1q4i6JcL1qldk2no1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://badnewsbadnewsbadnews.tumblr.com/post/35108601889http://badnewsbadnewsbadnews.tumblr.com/post/35108601889Mon, 05 Nov 2012 20:30:31 -0800palm treesbeachSanta MonicaCaliforniasunset<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md1pb13NG01qldk2no1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://badnewsbadnewsbadnews.tumblr.com/post/35106713860http://badnewsbadnewsbadnews.tumblr.com/post/35106713860Mon, 05 Nov 2012 20:00:26 -0800beachCaliforniaSanta Monica<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md1p4vs6GI1qldk2no1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://badnewsbadnewsbadnews.tumblr.com/post/35102438519http://badnewsbadnewsbadnews.tumblr.com/post/35102438519Mon, 05 Nov 2012 19:00:26 -0800palm treesCalifornia<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md0yx9ehY21qldk2no1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://badnewsbadnewsbadnews.tumblr.com/post/35074759217http://badnewsbadnewsbadnews.tumblr.com/post/35074759217Mon, 05 Nov 2012 13:00:37 -0800palm treescalifornia<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md0yr72bNn1qldk2no1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://badnewsbadnewsbadnews.tumblr.com/post/35070909665http://badnewsbadnewsbadnews.tumblr.com/post/35070909665Mon, 05 Nov 2012 12:00:29 -0800Rodeo DriveLA<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md0zpnpkpQ1qldk2no1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Art in the subway.</p>http://badnewsbadnewsbadnews.tumblr.com/post/35068747383http://badnewsbadnewsbadnews.tumblr.com/post/35068747383Mon, 05 Nov 2012 11:20:35 -0800tilessubway arthistory<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcsy2wD1sc1qldk2no1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://badnewsbadnewsbadnews.tumblr.com/post/34937707924http://badnewsbadnewsbadnews.tumblr.com/post/34937707924Sat, 03 Nov 2012 17:00:35 -0700Universal StudiosThe SimpsonsKrustyland<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcszlsy5KX1qldk2no1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://badnewsbadnewsbadnews.tumblr.com/post/34929360933http://badnewsbadnewsbadnews.tumblr.com/post/34929360933Sat, 03 Nov 2012 15:00:34 -0700iFly<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mct0e7r9y81qldk2no1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://badnewsbadnewsbadnews.tumblr.com/post/34921135721http://badnewsbadnewsbadnews.tumblr.com/post/34921135721Sat, 03 Nov 2012 13:00:30 -0700animal actorsfox